Jokes By Kids

From Kaitlyn, age 9, Kansas

What happened when one banana told the other banana a joke?

His sides split!

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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh PA

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

A blackboard!

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From Hayden, 9 years old, Crown Point, IN

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Never-lands!

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From Reagan, age 7, United States

Why did the horse eat the hay?

He wanted to say “hey!”

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From Mackenzie, 11 years old, Spencerport, NY

Which restaurant loves princesses?

Taco BELLE!

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From Joel J., 9 years old, Huntsville, Alabama

What did the cow say to the chicken who was sitting in a chair?

Mooove.

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