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From MacKenna, 8 years old, Illinois

What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?

Bee! It really stings!
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Filed Under: Alphabet

From Sharika, age 8, Texas, USA

Why did the boy jump up on the cow ?

Because he wanted to be a cowboy !
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Filed Under: Cow

From Janae, age 10, Arkansas

What do you call a nice french fry?

A sweet potato!
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Filed Under: Food

From Danilo.Z, age 10, Kitchener, Canada

How does Wayne Gretzky stay cool?

He sits next to his fans!
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Filed Under: Sports

From Jeremiah, age 10, USA NC

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?

A rooster can not lay an egg!
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Filed Under: Chicken

From Huzaifa Kagalwala, age 13, India

What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney??

You’re too young to smoke!
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Filed Under: Kids

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