Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go a HEAD!
Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell?
He wanted to win the Nobel(no-bell) Prize.
What do you play when you have nothing to do?
A bored game (board game)!
What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?
Put the TV on subtitle!
What do you call a laughing Labradoodle?
A Snickerdoodle!
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