A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!!
From Jade , age 11, Blackpool, England
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How does a thunderstorm catch fish?
With a lightning rod!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What’s a tutu?
It’s four—two plus two!
Why did two houses have two horses?
Because they were neighhhh-bors.
Why did the shark feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
