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From Xyz, age 12, Hyderabad India

One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ”In my village there are many cameras!”, saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ”In my village there are many shoes!” He threw his shoes. The third man said, ”Well, in my village there are many people!”

He threw himself out of the boat!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach, Shoe

From Rakdragon, a teacher, Lahr Germany

What is round as a biscuit and deep as a cup and not even the Alantic can fill it up?

A tea strainer.
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Filed Under: Food

From Caitlin N, age 11, U.S.A.

There was a girl named Katy. Everyone thought she was related to Beethoven so they dug him up to test their DNA. When they unburied him they found him sitting there erasing his music. They asked him what he was doing.He said….

“I’m decomposing.”
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Filed Under: Music

From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Grand Rapids, MI

What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?

“AW, shucks.”
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Filed Under: Food

From Maya, age 8, Blanco, TX

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Is it just me or do you smell carrots?
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Sarah, age 8, Canada

Sarah: I haven’t slept in days.
Eryn: Aren’t you tired?

Sarah: No, I sleep at night!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

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