What do you call a cranky cow?
Mooooooody!
What rock is sour in every way?
A limestone!
What do you call a bean that always lies?
a kid-me bean!
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread!
If money doesn’t grow on trees…
Then, why do banks have branches!
The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”
“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
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