Why did the horse eat the hay?
He wanted to say “hey!”
Which restaurant loves princesses?
Taco BELLE!
What did the cow say to the chicken who was sitting in a chair?
Mooove.
There is an electric train going west and the wind is blowing east. Which way does the steam blow?
It’s an electric train, there is no steam!
What do you get with Subway and zombies?
Eat flesh!
How do you get Lady Gaga to wake up when she’s sleeping?
Poke her face!
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