Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
What type of car does a cat drive?
A Cat-illac!
Where do chickens stay when they go on vacation?
The chick..inn!
Boy: Miss, would you tell me off for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Boy:Good because I didn’t do my homework!
What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?
Frozen ones!
A man walked into a cafe and this is what he ordered:
1 egg undercooked so it is runny, and 1 overcooked egg so that it is impossible to eat. I want a piece of bacon on the side just a bit cold, and one piece of toast… not toasted, and butter right out of the fridge so it is impossible to spread.
The waiter answered, “That might be a bit difficult.” The man answered:
It cannot be difficult. That is what you served me 5 minutes ago.
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