Why did the pop star eat the Popsicle?
Because she was hot!
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a scratched up knee!
Why did 7 ran away from 8?
Because 7,8,9
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed.
He gave his awl!
What’s gray, has a wand and wings,and gives money to elephants?
THE TUSK FAIRY!
When does an astronaut eat?
At launch time!
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