When does 2+3 become 10?
When we do the addition wrong!
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?
They were 2 shellfish!
Why did the thermometer go to college?
He wanted to get a degree!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns!
Why did the star get arrested?
Because it was a shooting star! 🙂
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s to far to walk.
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