What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did the Teddy bear say when they served dessert?
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!”
What do you call a chicken that knows kung fu?
Kung Pow Chicken
Why did the robber take a shower after he finishing robbing the house?
Because he wanted to have a clean get away!
What do you find in a clean nose?
A finger print!
Why did the pop star eat the Popsicle?
Because she was hot!
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