How do you get Lady Gaga to wake up when she’s sleeping?
Poke her face!
What does a black belt ear for lunch?
Kung-food!
Why did the girl throw a clock out of the window?
To see time fly!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine!
Why does nobody kiss vampires?
Because they have garlic breath!
What lies on its back a million feet in the air?
A millipede
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