What did the cat’s owner say when his cat made a huge mess?
“This is cat-astrophic!”
What type of suit does an attorney wear?
A lawsuit!
A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?
“No worries, I have got some cream for that”
Why did the turtle cross the street?
To get to the Shell station!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because they don’t have horns!
What did the turkey say to the Teddy Bear?
What does your stuffing taste like?
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