Two hunters are walking in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. His eyes are glazed over and he isn’t breathing. The other one whips out his phone and calls 911. The person on the other line answers the call and asks the hunter what the problem is. The hunter says “My friend is dead! What do I do?” The person says “I’ll help you, first let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence and suddenly a gunshot is heard. “Now what?”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go a HEAD!
Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell?
He wanted to win the Nobel(no-bell) Prize.
What do you play when you have nothing to do?
A bored game (board game)!
What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?
Put the TV on subtitle!
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