What do you call the horse next door?
Your next door NEIGH-bor!
Why didn’t the hot dog star in the movies?
Because he had saggy buns.
What’s in the middle of Paris?
The letter, ‘R!’
Two hunters are walking in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. His eyes are glazed over and he isn’t breathing. The other one whips out his phone and calls 911. The person on the other line answers the call and asks the hunter what the problem is. The hunter says “My friend is dead! What do I do?” The person says “I’ll help you, first let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence and suddenly a gunshot is heard. “Now what?”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go a HEAD!
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