What do you get if you cross an orange with a mouse?
A pipsqueak!
Teacher – What is today’s reason for coming late?
Boy – I ran so fast that I forgot to think of a reason!
What does a cow say when it’s in traffic?
Mooooooooooooove!
What did the dog pick up at the counter?
A hot-dog!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
I know I can count on you!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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