Where do pirates eat?
Argh-by’s!
From Shania, age 10, Ohio
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What kind of trees grow on hands?
Palm trees!
Customer: Waiter, Waiter, could I have an under done steak with watered down mash and lumpy gravy please?
Waiter: I can not serve such a meal!
Customer: Why not, you did yesterday!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
You like that show too!?
What animal is best for a banker?
A skunk, because it makes so much cents! (Scents, sense, cents)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
