If money doesn’t grow on trees…
Then, why do banks have branches!
The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”
“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
What did the alien painter say to the the earth painter?
Take me to your ladder!
Why was the pizza crying?
It didn’t have pepperoni!
So a fish met a shark and says ” It is very nice to meet you, sir.”
Then the shark said, “It’s very nice to eat you!”
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
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