Teacher:Name two states in the US.
Student:Me!Me!
Teacher:Yes?
Student:I’ll name one Bob, and the other one Phil!
Where does Batman use the bathroom?
The Batroom!
What is the most important thing in a pie?
The fork!
Why did the computer go to the doctor??
Because it had a virus.
Simon can you spell your name backwards?
No mis!
Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
Because he did not want to be cooked!
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