Where are pencils made?
Pennsylvania!
A person in his apartment wants to go to the 7th floor; there are no stairs and no elevator. What does he do?
He drinks 7 up!
How can you make time fly?
Throw the clock out the window!
WHY DO BEES HUM
BECAUSE THEY forgot THE LYRICS!
What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?
Limp-biscuit!
What did the construction worker call it when he accidentally hammered a nail into his finger?
A finger-nail!
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