Why did the student take his test in space?
Because he wanted a high grade!
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A mutt in a rut.
Why couldn’t I cook my crocodile?
Because I forgot my crockpot!
Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
What type of car does a cat drive?
A Cat-illac!
Where do chickens stay when they go on vacation?
The chick..inn!
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