What do you call a nut that has to pee?
Peenut!
Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk ?
Moscow!
What did the bee say when he got home from work?
Honey I’m home!
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a spatula?
Count Spatula!
What did the shark that ate a clown fish say to the other shark?
That tasted funny!
Old lady:My computer made a funny noise yesterday.
Old lady 2:Why?
Old lady:Well,I don’t know.Of course I’ve never heard it get throwed out a window before.
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