What do you get when you cross a cow with a car?
A cow-dillac!
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
Irrelephant!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a rash!
What kind of candy does intelligent kids eat?
Smarties!
What do you get when you cross a toad with a lightsaber?
Star Warts!
What is a pirate’s favorite animal?
An Arrrdvark!
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