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From Caleb, 8 years old, Cincinati Ohio

The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”

“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
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Filed Under: Pig

From Tommy B., age 17, Columbus, Ohio

What did the alien painter say to the the earth painter?

Take me to your ladder!
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Filed Under: Space

From Tyler, age 6, New York

Why was the pizza crying?

It didn’t have pepperoni!
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Filed Under: Food

From Elijah, age 11, California

So a fish met a shark and says ” It is very nice to meet you, sir.”

Then the shark said, “It’s very nice to eat you!”
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach, Shark

From Daniel Dollman, 11 years old, Miami

What is the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.
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Filed Under: Science

From Xyz, age 12, Hyderabad India

One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ”In my village there are many cameras!”, saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ”In my village there are many shoes!” He threw his shoes. The third man said, ”Well, in my village there are many people!”

He threw himself out of the boat!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach, Shoe

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