What do you get when you mix a cow and a tornado?
A milkshake!
There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?
Five. Fish can not drown.
What did the cow say to the house?
I’m gonna moooove on in!
Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
What bow has no arrows?
A rainbow!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback!
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