What amusement park does Nemo like to go to?
Finland!
Where does the cow get its medicine from?
The Farm-acy!
Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the water!
There were two dads and two sons going to fish, but how come they got only 3 fish?
There were one grandpa, one dad, and a son. The grandpa was the dad of the dad and the dad is the dad of the son. And the dad is the son of the grandpa and the son is the son of the dad!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
Which pets are always lying around the house?
Carpets!
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