WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO THE OTHER VOLCANO?
I LAVA YOU!
What do you call a grumpy hockey
player?
No more, Mr. Ice guy!
Why do gorrilas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…
“CALL FOR BACKUP!”
What do you do when you surf the web?
You ride the Internet!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a chicken?
Croc a doodle do!
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