Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!
Why couldn’t you eat the pear?
Because it was a pair of socks!
Where do killer whales get their dental work done?
At the orca-dontist!
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam!
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