Why do gorrilas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…
“CALL FOR BACKUP!”
What do you do when you surf the web?
You ride the Internet!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a chicken?
Croc a doodle do!
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!
What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?
I think I am burning up in here!
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