A police officer spots a car on the highway going about 22mph, so he stops the car, with a lady and some of her friends, and tells the lady how dangerous is to be going slow as it is to speed. The lady answers “Officer I was going the speed limit! 22mph!”
The officer says… that is the highway #.. That’s what highway you’re on. But I need to ask you, are your friends okay, they seem a little shaken up and pale…
She answers “Oh they’ll be fine in a couple of seconds, we just got off of highway 119.”
What’s the raddest aircraft?
The hellacopter.
What is always near, but you can never reach it?
Tomorrow!
What do you get when you eat ham in a blizzard?
Cold cuts!
What did the sardines call the submarine?
A can of people!
A Bee!
see(C) Dee
F?
Gee!
HI
(whoops) JK
LMN
Oh P!
why are we talking about
elements(LMN)?
why are we talking about
elements(LMN)?
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