Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the water!
There were two dads and two sons going to fish, but how come they got only 3 fish?
There were one grandpa, one dad, and a son. The grandpa was the dad of the dad and the dad is the dad of the son. And the dad is the son of the grandpa and the son is the son of the dad!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
Which pets are always lying around the house?
Carpets!
Why did the rabbit wear a shower cap?
It didn’t want to get its hare wet!!
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used a patch.
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