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From Alex, 13 years old, Oshawa,Ontario,Canada

Two hunters are walking in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. His eyes are glazed over and he isn’t breathing. The other one whips out his phone and calls 911. The person on the other line answers the call and asks the hunter what the problem is. The hunter says “My friend is dead! What do I do?” The person says “I’ll help you, first let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence and suddenly a gunshot is heard. “Now what?”
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Filed Under: People

From Che, age 10, Trinidad

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?

Harry up and open the door!
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Filed Under: People

From Yvette, 11 years old, NY

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I’ll go a HEAD!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Dylan, age 8, Bowling Green, Kentucky

Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell?

He wanted to win the Nobel(no-bell) Prize.
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Filed Under: Science

From Emily R, 3 years old

What do you play when you have nothing to do?

A bored game (board game)!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Mushroom, 10 years old, Georgia

What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?

Put the TV on subtitle!
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Filed Under: Kids, School

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