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From Blondie, 10 years old, New Zealand, Hamilton

What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?

Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Ivy, age 7, U.S.A.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!
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Filed Under: Bug

From SUSHINE ROBY RIBS, age 9, COLLEGE STATION, TEXAS, USA

What did the son of the pharaoh ask to his dad?

Dad, where is mommy’s mummy?
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Filed Under: People

From Pinky, age 8, USA

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!
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Filed Under: Kids

From Will, 8 years old, Toronto

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.
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Filed Under: People, Work

From MacKenna, 8 years old, Illinois

What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?

Bee! It really stings!
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Filed Under: Alphabet

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