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From Ayana , age 10, Baltimore

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a chicken?

Croc a doodle do!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Tyler, age 10, United States

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!
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Filed Under: Bug, What Did?

From Jenna, age 6, Buena Park, California

What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?

I think I am burning up in here!
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Filed Under: Food

From Jello, 11 years old, Ontario, Canada

What happened when the dog went at the flea show?

He stole the show!
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Filed Under: Dog

From Kaitlyn, age 9, Kansas

What happened when one banana told the other banana a joke?

His sides split!
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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh PA

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

A blackboard!
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Filed Under: Riddles

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