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From Bean, 11 years old, El Salvador

There were two dads and two sons going to fish, but how come they got only 3 fish?

There were one grandpa, one dad, and a son. The grandpa was the dad of the dad and the dad is the dad of the son. And the dad is the son of the grandpa and the son is the son of the dad!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Sara, age 12, London England

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck!
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Filed Under: Kids, Ocean and Beach

From Jaxon, age 7, Williamsburg VA

Which pets are always lying around the house?

Carpets!
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Filed Under: Animal, Home and House

From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the rabbit wear a shower cap?

It didn’t want to get its hare wet!!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used a patch.
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Filed Under: Pirate

From Sofia, age 8, Texas

What do priests say when dogs get married?

You may now lick the bride!
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Filed Under: Dog

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