What did the goat say to the White House?
You have so maaaaaaany rooms!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
Does the bus run on time?
No it runs on wheels!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
He lost his head!
Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
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