Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!
What did the girl do after she drank 8 soda’s ?
She burped 7up!
Why did the chicken go to the bank?
It wanted to get some Buck, Buck Bucks!!!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a car?
A cow-dillac!
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
Irrelephant!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a rash!
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