Where do snowmen keep there money?
In snow banks!
What did the dog say when the boy pulled his tail?
“This is the end of me!”
There was a plane crash and every single person died, but a married couple walked away unharmed. How did they survive?
Every SINGLE person died, but the couple that lived was MARRIED!
Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?
No, they usually eat their fingers separately!
What types of birds go to church?
Birds of prey!
An elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The elephant was seeking and the ant was hiding. When the elephant finished counting, he quickly noticed that the ant was hiding in the temple. How?
The elephant found the ant’s shoes outside the temple!
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