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From Raffaella, age 9, Cape Town, South Africa

A man is stuck in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a table. How does he escape?

He runs and runs around the table until his feet are sore. Then, he uses the saw to cut the table into two halves. Two Halves make one whole. He escapes out of the hole. He then shouts and shouts until his voice is hoarse. Then he jumps on the horse and it gallops away!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Bill, age 9, New York

Why can’t the ocean get a good night’s sleep?

It has lobsters in its bed!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach

From Sophie Moran, 7 years old, Laguna Hills

What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?

Fruit punch!
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Filed Under: Food

From Kila, 10 years old, Quebec, Canada

What part of a song can you cross?

A bridge!
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Filed Under: Kids

From Gunn, a parent, Berkeley, CA

What do you call a large, grey animal that rings?

A Bellephant.
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Patrick, 8 years old, Louisiana

What is an 8 year old boy’s favorite craft?

Mine Craft!
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Filed Under: Riddles

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