Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine!
Why does nobody kiss vampires?
Because they have garlic breath!
What lies on its back a million feet in the air?
A millipede
What do you do when your friend says you’re stupid?
Don’t talk about yourself!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?
Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
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