A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
From Sabrina, age 12, USA
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What snake does a math teacher like?
A pie-thon!
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?
They spend years at C! (Sea!)
Why did the person eat the tomato salad?
Because the wanted to be FRESH!
What jam can’t you eat?
Traffic jam!
