What do you get when you mix a cow and a tornado?
A milkshake!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Ivonne , 14 years old, USA
What do you get when you mix a cow and a tornado?
From Tony P., age 10, California
There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?
From Kylie, age 7, Portland, OR
What did the cow say to the house?
From Al, age 8, Australia
Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
From Victor, 15 years old, Nigeria
What bow has no arrows?
From Sofia, 4 years old, New Jersey
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
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