Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky!
Teacher:How many seconds are in a year?
Boy:12
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do whales put on their toast in the morning?
Jellyfish.
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?
You’re lookin’ mighty sharp today!
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