What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?
Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
What did the son of the pharaoh ask to his dad?
Dad, where is mommy’s mummy?
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
What did the accountant do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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