There is an electric train going west and the wind is blowing east. Which way does the steam blow?
It’s an electric train, there is no steam!
What do you get with Subway and zombies?
Eat flesh!
How do you get Lady Gaga to wake up when she’s sleeping?
Poke her face!
What does a black belt ear for lunch?
Kung-food!
Why did the girl throw a clock out of the window?
To see time fly!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine!
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