Which space supervillian works at a restaurant?
Darth Waiter!
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A porkchop.
What’s a super hero computer called?
A screen saver!
There is a green glass door. Only certain things can pass through. An apple can go through, but a chair can’t. A ball can, but a computer can’t. Why?
It’s a grEEn glaSS dOOr. Only things with double letters can pass through!
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