Why did the rabbit wear a shower cap?
It didn’t want to get its hare wet!!
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used a patch.
What do priests say when dogs get married?
You may now lick the bride!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the student take his test in space?
Because he wanted a high grade!
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A mutt in a rut.
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