Why couldn’t the Dalmatian puppy hide from his mother?
because he’d already been spotted!
What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!!
Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
What is the best country for pro bowlers to live?
Turkey!
Why did two houses have two horses?
Because they were neighhhh-bors.
Where does a sick ship go?
To the dock! (Doc)
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