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From Chandler, age 9, Durango, Colorado

What do astronauts download onto their iPod?

Neptunes!
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Filed Under: Space

From Jolene, 9 years old, Hawaii

What do you call an egg that’s moving?

An egg roll!
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Filed Under: Food

From Zach, 11 years old, America

What did one knife say to the other knife?

Well, you’re looking mighty sharp!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Isabelle, 11 years old, New York City, New York

I am an object.
The person who makes me, does not use me.
The person who buys me, does not use me.
The person who uses me doesn’t know that they are using me.
What am I?

A coffin!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Madison D., age 8, Lewisburg, Ohio

What did the bull do to the cow?

He bullied it because it was a cow-ard!!!
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Filed Under: Cow

From Jeremy, 4 years old, Beloit, WI

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach

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